Ditsy Broad

Ditsy ditsy ditsy broad
NYC bound tonight
Change your clothes
Fix your hair
Makeup makeup pack it on
Not those shoes
Not that bag
Call an uber
Hurry up
Hmmm change that top
Ugh
Now fix your hair
Hurry hurry uber’s here
Darn
Can’t fit my phone into this little purse
Switching bags sir
Just a sec
Ok now
Pop in the car
Phew I’m done
And it’s not far

Ditsy ditsy ditsy broad
Good thing uber’s paid by card
Looking for a cash tip now
Arriving but can’t find my wallet!
Wow

Yep
I left it on my desk
Along with all the other mess

NYC here I am
Prettied up
No dime in hand

Ditsy ditsy ditsy broad
Hoping everyone takes a card.12422330_10153585598994091_871875913_o - Copy - Copy

Kat

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